
Black Hole

Black Hole

Colbie Caillat – “Bubbly”i know that this has been posted everywhere else on tumblr, but i’m posting it on my own for posterity (department of redundancy department!). all this mix needs is some Creed and it’d be perfect.
Maroon 5 – “She Will Be Loved”
Lifehouse – “Whatever It Takes”
3 Doors Down – “Here Without You”
Nickelback – “Far Away”
Daughtry – “Home”
David Cook – “Light On”
Hinder – “Lips of an Angel”
Hoobastank – “The Reason”
Howie Day – “Collide”
Katy Perry – “Thinking of You”
Alicia Keys – “No One”
Natasha Bedingfield featuring Sean Kingston – “Love Like This”
Leona Lewis – “Bleeding Love”
Timbaland presents OneRepublic – “Apologize”
Jordin Sparks (duet with Chris Brown) – “No Air”
Norah Jones – “Come Away with Me”
Lonestar – “Amazed”
Taylor Swift – “Love Story”
Keith Urban – “Kiss a Girl”I would probably make it to “She Will Be Loved” before blowing my brains out.
But then you wouldn’t get to hear Nickelback bro!
Excuse me, I need to throw up a little.

DWIGHT SCHRUTE!?!?!
OH MY GOD I NEVER KNEW.
Also, while I’m here, can I get a “Never give up, never surrender” up in this joint?
Yeah Dwight!
Never give up, never surrender!
I just died.

I’m over here in my unit, isolated and alone, eating my terrible tasting food, and I have to look over at that. That looks like the most fun I’ve ever seen in my entire life, and it’s B.S. - excuse my language. I’m just saying that I wash and dry; I’m like a single mother. Look, we all know home-ec is a joke - no offense - it’s just that everyone takes this class to get an A, and it’s bullshit - and I’m sorry. I’m not putting down your profession, but it’s just the way I feel. I don’t want to sit here, all by myself, cooking this shitty food - no offense - and I just think that I don’t need to cook tiramisu. Am I going to be a chef? No. There’s three weeks left of school, give me a fuckin’ break!
“I wanted to be a hero. I wanted to be the center of attention. I wanted the glory, I wanted the fame. I wanted the pretty girls to come up and say, “Hi, I see that you’re good at Centipede.”“
“I don’t drink, I don’t smoke, I don’t do drugs. I play video games, which I think is a far superior addiction to any of those other ones.”
This documentary is so ridiculous. Hilarious but ridiculous.
Anonymous asked: Do you have a girlfriend?
I’m all for answering these kinds of questions but not from an anonymous source. Also, several of my past girlfriends still read my tumblr so it’s an awkward topic to go on about. I’ve got aim and gchat if you’d rather talk to me there.
But I will say that this weekend, I’ve got some major valentines day plans that include The Wolfman, beers, and X Files with Nick and Eric. That’s a modern day bromance right there.

Burger King now has a cupcake sundae shake. WHY?
No. No. No. No. Yes? No.